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Someone once asked me if I understood the concept of "The Thing in Itself. ". I told them I Kant. #badphilosophyhumor

Someone once asked me if I understood the concept of "The Thing in Itself. ". I told them I Kant. #badphilosophyhumor 1 week ago
Ah yes, the definition of dumb would be accidentally making a pot of decaf this morning. Silly rabbit. Happy Friday, every(YAWN)one. 2010-08-06
@samhenderson123 Two teenagers? I recommend both a dungeon and electronic monitoring anklets. If the second doesn't work, the first will. in reply to samhenderson123 2010-07-17
@seventorches You rawk. Great job on the recital! in reply to seventorches 2010-07-17
It's so hot the trees are fighting over the dogs. Air conditioned movie theater here I come! 2010-07-17
@tqrstories Nah, that would be making a smartassed reply to your request. I for one was glad to see TQR in Twitter. in reply to tqrstories 2010-07-16
I earned the Lone Wolf sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/aXFWSp 2010-07-11
@byjoveitsnat I want a review. in reply to byjoveitsnat 2010-07-09
@byjoveitsnat I know, I know. But man, that was one serious patty-cake scene. #thehumancentipede in reply to byjoveitsnat 2010-07-03
Sweet. If you have the new iPhone, check out #gelaskins Mine just arrived and, um, it's awesome. #fb 2010-07-03
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